people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!
*opens tumblr app on mobile*
So we were learning about nuclear fusion reactors and we asked our teacher if it would be easy to make a bomb and he responded that you’d probably get put on the FBI’s list of people to watch out for and when we asked him if he was on it he admitted that he got put on it in college when he used a slingshot to throw water balloons at people from eight stories up and they considered it terrorism